A woman decides to surprise her husband with a brand new luxury wardrobe While he’s at work she goes to IKEA and finds a beautiful wardrobe,…
Browsing: Jokes
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy,…
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”…
Husband gets home and tells his wife “quick, get me a beer before it starts.” She gets the beer. He chugs it and says “quick, get…
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me…
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t…
Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on…
They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a day?” Manager replied:…
Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the…
The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, “I stole a can of peaches.” The judge then asked, “how many peaches were in the…