A Man Goes Into The Public Swimming Pool A young man goes into the public swimming pool because he wants to swim the 100 meters. At…
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He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his…
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was…
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and…
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and…
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you…
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of…
An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in…
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real…
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the…