Wife sent text to husband.
“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return…”
She sent another text,
“And I forgot to mention…. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for you……”
He texted _“ really ?”
She replied –
“No…. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”