Surprise Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… nak3d.
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Talking
I got chatting to a girl in a club.
“Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked.
“Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have a white wine please.” A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in b3d. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?”
I said, “My wife found out.”