Two happily married 60 year old’s were on holiday when they came across a magic lamp.
They rubbed it three times and a Genie came out. The Genie was willing to grant each person a single wish.
The wife wished to travel around the world. Then “poof” a bunch of airline tickets showed up in her hands. The man thought about what he wanted to wish for.
He said to the Genie, “I wish my wife was thirty years younger than me.” Then “poof” he turned into a 90 year old man.
What’s the moral of the story?
-Be careful what you wish for.
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Crafty Old Man
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police
The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch, “Don’t worry about sending an officer, I sh0t the robbers and now the dogs are eating their b0dies!”
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed! One of the cops asked the old man, “I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them. “
The old man replied, “I thought you said, there weren’t any officers available.”