At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p*nis in their countries.
The wife of Tony Bl@ir says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Y3ltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chir@c says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.
With great resignation, the wife of Cl!nton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth…