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The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay…

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Laughter is a universal language, and it knows no boundaries. It has the incredible power to connect people, lift spirits, and make even the toughest days a little bit brighter. Our aim is to spread positivity and happiness, one joke at a time.

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”
When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”
The Teacher fainted.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.


She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.


Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week.”
“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”

Thank you for being a part of our positive and uplifting community. We look forward to brightening your day with more jokes and stories in the future. Until then, keep smiling, keep laughing, and keep spreading the joy!

Remember, a smile is contagious—share it generously! 😄✨

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