An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon.…
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Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and…
Little Johnny goes into a bar and sees a sign that says $200 if you can make the horse laugh! So Little Johnny goes over to…
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to…
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out: He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop…
She Was Stunned With Her Kids Behavior Towards The Server. How She Taught Them A Lesson Is Genius. So… I am the meanest mom ever… Like……
A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church !!!! Everyone was…
This man was getting annoyed by the ticking of the stick of a blind man. THE BLIND MAN’S REPLY IS GOLD. Husband and wife are waiting…
Irishman Says Something He Shouldn’t Have About His Wife At The Pub. This Is Brilliant. John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the…
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart…