Henry goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women.”
The priest says, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.”
“Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?”
“No,” replies the priest. “But it’ll wipe that silly grin off your face.”
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In The Middle of a Corn Field
A blonde is driving in her mini down the high way when she notices another blonde in a boat out in the middle of a corn field.
The blonde in the boat was rowing the boat. The blonde was very frustrated at how stupid the blonde in the car was being so she pulled over and got out of the car.
She yelled across the road, ” HEY YOU IN THE BOAT! I’M TALKING TO YOU!”
The blonde in the boat turned and waved and continued rowing the boat.
The blonde across the street yelled out again ,”IT’S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US A BAD NAME AND I’D COME HIT YOU IF I COULD SWIM!!