Satan appeared before a small town congregation.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to him and said, “Don’t you know who I am? “
The man replied, “Yep, sure do. ”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run? “
”Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me? “
The man replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”
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Funny – So the new…
So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers. Seeing a chance to show he meant business.
He says to the guy, ‘How much money do you make a week?’
A little surprised, the young man says, ‘I make $400. Why?’
The CEO says, ‘Wait right here.’ He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes. He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay.
Now get out and don’t come back! ’Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, ‘Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball’s job was around here?’ From across the room, a voice says, ‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’