Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked,…

Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The…

When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to…

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have…

One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary: “Lets go out to eat tonight.” Mary…

Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express…

When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his…

doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning madam. You don’t know me but I’ve…

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found the following names. – The Tender one…