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One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting.

Tech ZoneBy Tech Zone2023-11-02Updated:2023-11-023 Mins Read
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If you’re in dire need of a good chuckle, you’ve come to the right place.

Our collection of jokes and funny stories is here to brighten your day and lighten your mood. Whether you’re looking for a quick one-liner or a hilarious narrative, we’ve got it all. So sit back, relax, and get ready to unleash those hearty laughs!

Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”
Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”

Whether you’re looking to share a joke with friends, need a pick-me-up after a tough day, or simply want to brighten your day, our collection of jokes and funny stories is here for you.

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting.
Later, he asked what “b i t c h” and “b a s t a r d” mean.
They explained that they mean “lady” and “gentleman.”
The next day, he overheard his parents having s*x.
He later asked what “p e n i s” and “v a g i n a” mean.
His parents explained that they refer to “hats” and “coats.”
At supper the next day, Little Johnny’s mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, “Oh f**k!” Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means “cut.”
A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner.
Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, “Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas we can’t wait to f**k the turkey!”

We hope that funny story brought a smile to your face! Laughter truly is the best medicine, and we’re here to provide you with a daily dose of humor.

Little Mary came back home after school and said,
“Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!”
The mother asked indignantly but in surprise,
“And how did this happen?”
“It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm.”

One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo.
Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length.
So he asked his aunt what was that.
His aunt responded: “That is nothing”


On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick.
Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: “Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing.”
His mother laughed and said: “My dear it is nothing for your aunt!”

Don’t forget to check back regularly for more laughs, and if you have your own hilarious tales to share, feel free to submit them.

Thank you for visiting, and remember, a good laugh can make any day better!

#jokes #funny #laugh #littlejohnny
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