Share Facebook Pinterest Reddit Telegram Copy Link Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!” Johnny is relieved. “That’s good to know,” he says, “because I haven’t done my homework.”
JOKE OF THE DAY: A truck driver walks into a cafe on the Hume Highway with a full-grown emu behind him.
