Married for many years, Paul had been ignored by his wife, Liz, for some days, so eventually he confronted her with what he perceived as the problem.
‘Come on Liz, admit it,’ he ranted, ‘You only married me because my granddad left me $6 million, didn’t you?’
‘You really are silly, Paul,’ retorted Liz loudly, ‘I couldn’t care less who left it to you.’
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Best Man
A groom chose his pet dog as the best man for his wedding reports the Metro.
Paul Nock told his new wife Kelly years ago that he wanted Scooby by his side on their big day.
The health and safety training organiser, from Hull, said, ‘I was away working in Dubai when the wedding arrangements were made and didn’t think she would let it happen. But when we got into the register office I turned round and there he was walking up the aisle, with the rings tied around his neck.’
The 27-year-old bride added: ‘It was a wonderful surprise.’