My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I Shouted to her… “pack your things and …..”
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call.
It was her Dad.
The phone was on loud speaker so I could hear what he was saying.
After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: “My daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance.”
Am sending a Sport jeep to you and your husband for family use.
After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me:
“You said I should pack my things and do what?”
“I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.”.
I will iron them when the Power comes back.🤣