A guy takes his wife to a golf course for the first time. They stand on the first tee, a short par 3, and points to…
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Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real mama. However, one…
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. “Tell the court why you…
A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. “Lord, I know what I did was…
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’…
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop…
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your b- utt is getting…
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it…
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.” The…
He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them inscribed with what seems like half words.…