A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he…
Browsing: Jokes
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van…
A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Pr1sc1lla says hi to you.”…
When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me…
A rabbit walks into a grocery store. He bangs his paws on the counter and yells “a pound of carrots!” The shopkeeper says “I’ll get you…
Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven. St. Peter asks…
Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one…
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this the wife wants him to quit, so she gets 2 shot…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for…
An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over,…