This Is Priceless. An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about…
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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ” The other drunk stops and looks…
The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips…
Pink and Wrinkled A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and…
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,… Where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at…
Old Couple… An old man lay on his deathbed with his wife by his side. He whispers to her, “Mabel, I can’t believe it’s almost over,…
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver…
Surprise Birthday Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so…
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him…