Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last…
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A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously…
The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid,…
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few…
Two Homeless Men Are Devising A Plan To Get Free Drinks At A Bar. The First One Has An Idea: “We’ll Buy A Hot Dog And…
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been…
A young Army private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the…
The doctor was having tea with his wife when the phone rang. From there his friend said three of us are sitting, carrying a bottle of…
Sue phones her husband at work, “Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to…
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You…