A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: “I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need some protection. How much…
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A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he…
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz…
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a…
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio…
Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided…
Here are some humorous answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who…
On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun. “We must…
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man…