The teacher tells Little Johnny, “I’m going to describe an animal and you have to guess what it is.” “It lives on a farm and gives…
Browsing: Jokes
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair…
One day, Timmy comes home early from school, and walks inside to see his mom on top of his dad – both n.a.ked. Timmy just stares,…
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His…
Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and…
Little Johnny goes into a bar and sees a sign that says $200 if you can make the horse laugh! So Little Johnny goes over to…
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to…
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out: He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop…
Sometimes in life, things are never what they may seem. Many years ago, a friend of mine told me the following true story… When he was…
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a…