doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning madam. You don’t know me but I’ve come to….” “Oh, no need to explain. I’ve been expecting you,”…
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found the following names. – The Tender one – The Amazing one – Lady of my Dreams She got…
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What…
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies…
An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,…
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter…
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks. “Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?” “NO!” Says the…
Jed and Margaret lived a simple life on their small farm. One day Margaret woke up to the smell of pancakes, and rushed down for breakfast.…
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The…
Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters,…