After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges…
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A woman is riding the bus while trying to brstfeed her baby. The baby, however, isn’t interested. After several tries, the mother is quite angry. “Drink…
I love children. I have been a Physical Education teacher for 30 years and throughout that time, I have heard many, many funny things. So, today,…
It’s 10 pm when the phone rings in An Elderly Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope…
Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said…
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone…
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every…
We bet you hate it when you are in a middle of something and then out of nowhere the phone rings and there is a telemarketer…
So my friend Sam got a job with a large oil company to work oil fields in the Middle East. Once he got to his site,…
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to…