A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room. She asked, “Do you remember on our wedding day you promised…
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A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny…
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying…
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?”…
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very…
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver…
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask…
One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary: “Lets go out to eat tonight.” Mary came back with the classic, “I have nothing to wear.” reply.…
Ever been stuck behind a customer with way too many items in a shop’s express lane? A Walmart customer recently shared this story of a cashier…
When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Glasgow, his old widow wishes to tell all his friends at once, so she goes to the newspaper and says;…