A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell…
Browsing: Jokes
A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. “Hello there and what is your name?” “Hello,” giggles the woman, “I’m…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna…
When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers and it happened.…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,…
A man is driving down a country road going 45mph, and all the sudden he notices a chicken running next to him. He couldn’t believe his…
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,…
A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and…
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T…