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A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented…
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor…
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Mary goes straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When…
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her b3droom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just…
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes…
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.…
A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother. As she’s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she’s ever seen sitting…
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for…
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving…