When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and…
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After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and…
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you…
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of…
An old man is laying in bed, he only has a day or two left. He wakes up to the smell of his favorite thing in…
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real…
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. As the…
Four married guys go fishing Four married guys go fishing……. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I…
A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink…
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says…