A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough.. there’s…
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Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two…
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were…
Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor’s office, knitting. The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of…
The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. “If you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State…
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish…
Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn’t…
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,…
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: “Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When I touch my…
Woman Was Upset And Told Grandmother That Her Husband Cheated On Her, Granny Had A Great Response… Grandmother responded admirably when the upset woman revealed to…