Bad Hair Day
On the wedding day, everything went well. Nevertheless, Luke thought that everyone must have seen his toupee.
Next day, his youngest daughter sees his worried look and says, ‘What’s the matter, daddy? Why are you looking so down in the mouth so?’
‘I’m not really sad, darling,’ Luke replies, ‘it’s just that I’m sure everyone yesterday saw that I was wearing a wig.’
‘No they didn’t, daddy,’ she answers, ‘No one I told knew.’
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Began Life of Celibacy
While attending a special Marriage Awareness Weekend in Doncaster, Yorkshire, England, Nicky and Victoria listened to the facilitator intone, ‘It is so very important that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’
He turned to the men and asked, ‘Can you each name your wife’s favourite flower?’
Nicky leaned over, touched Victoria’s arm gently and whispered, ‘Self raising, isn’t it?’
Thus began Nicky’s life of celibacy.