A man is driving down a country road going 45mph, and all the sudden he notices a chicken running next to him. He couldn’t believe his…
Author: Smart Gadgets
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect,…
A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and…
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him…
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a…
Sleep with your children, hug each other while you can under the covers, and do not be afraid of that add!ction. Children are small only once,…
Me: I’m a failure. We had pizza or chicken nuggets every night for dinner this week. My children: Yay! We had pizza or chicken nuggets every…
You work 8 hours to live 4. You work 6 days to enjoy 1. You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes. You work 8…
There’s no tired quite like mom tired. It’s being tired of being the responsible one who never gets a mental break because if she does, nothing…