The captain comes over the intercom. “Attention passengers we’ve had a minor problem with one of our engines but we have three more and will only…
Author: Smart Gadgets
I perch on the end of your bed now, with your little sister in tow, to get you to sleep. The juggling act of two at…
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City,… Where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the…
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and…
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell…
A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. “Hello there and what is your name?” “Hello,” giggles the woman, “I’m…
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If…
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna…
When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers and it happened.…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies,…