I pray that my daughter is stronger than me, more successful than me, and better than me in every way. I love my daughter with all…
Author: Smart Gadgets
De@th: It’s your time. Give me your hand. Blonde: No! I know that if I don’t touch you then I’ll never d!e! De@th: Holy sh!t! You…
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next…
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One…
A man walked into a resort and the first sign he saw said “Lool Area” He was confused and asks one of the employees about it.…
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after…
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There’s plenty of food and water, and the weather is…
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.” The man…
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally…
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around…