A pothead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven

God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil…

A p0thead, a math teacher, and a gym teacher all go to heaven

God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the dev!l to be let in. God calls the dev!l…

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to…

Teacher asks their class of children

Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I” After a few children come to the front…

A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Town

Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: “Daughter, when you’re in Town and if you’re looking for a match there,… you…

A mother is always a mother

A Mother is always a mother A Mother is always a mother. She never stops worrying about her children, even when they are…

Man walks into a bar and orders a shot

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot, then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another one. After he…

Three tortoises go for a picnic

Three tortoises, Rodney, Roger and Gary, decide to go on a picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble…

Doctor sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and licking it

New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery…

4th grade boys discuss how to get a girl

Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. It was nearly unanimous that…

Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him

Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn’t…

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at theater

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and…
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