Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?”…
Author: Smart Gadgets
A retired man went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter.…
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She…
One night, a couple is in the b3d and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm… the wife is turned and she tells him: I’m sorry…
While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top…
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The…
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did…
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the…
“Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried…