There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, “I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time…
My millions of fans need me , and I can’t afford to die.”
So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger , Barack Hussein Obama, said , “I am the 44th President of the United States, and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don’t want me to die.”
He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy,
“My son , I am old and don’t have many years left,
you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
The little boy said , “That’s okay , Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you.
America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.”