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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and find her husband in b3d with…

Tech ZoneBy Tech Zone2023-11-10Updated:2025-04-102 Mins Read
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“The Generous Husband – With a Twist”

After a marathon shopping session and three iced lattes too many, a wife finally returned home—arms full of bags, ready for a quiet night.

But as she walked into the bedroom, she stopped dead in her tracks.

There, lying in bed, was her husband… next to a young, beautiful woman.

Her jaw dropped. Bags hit the floor.
“Unbelievable!” she shouted. “I’m leaving you!”

But her husband jumped up, wide-eyed, and said,
“Wait! Just hear me out first!”

He began explaining:
“Earlier today, I saw this poor girl on the side of the road—soaked, hungry, shivering. I couldn’t just leave her there, so I offered her a ride.”

“She looked starving, so I gave her the roast you left in the fridge last month.”

“She had no shoes, so I gave her those designer heels you said pinched your toes.”

“She was freezing, so I offered her the birthday sweater you returned twice but never wore.”

“Her pants were torn, so I gave her the ones you said you’d wear after you finally joined Pilates.”

His wife stood silently, arms crossed, eyes narrowed.

Then he said, “And just as she was about to walk out the door, she turned and said:
‘Sir, is there anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?’”

He paused for dramatic effect, then looked down sheepishly.

“So… here we are.”

The room went quiet.

Then the wife slowly stepped forward, looked at the young woman, smiled sweetly, and said:

“Oh, sweetheart… he says that line to all of us. I was you ten years ago. Good luck!”

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