A Trape Set by Wife For Husband and Maid …
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn’t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed.
The husband gave the old story: “Excuse me my dear, my stomach” & went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid’s bed. She switched the lights off. When in he came silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started having S*x..
When he finished, the Wife switched on the light & said: “U didn’t expect me in this bed, did u?
“No Madam!” said the Watchman!
Moral of the story – Don’t get too smart, u can be Screwed !!
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My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids.
They just looked at us and said. “Soooo….. …did ya get out? “Soooo….. …did ya get out?”
My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.
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A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.
His mother asked, “What was the question? “Where’s Portugal.” “The idiot teacher, I’m going to call the principal’s office. In the meantime we’re going to find where Portugal is.”
She gets a map of the state and can’t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can’t find Portugal.
She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal. “I swear Portugal can’t be far. The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work everyday on her bicycle.”