A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,
“When you first saw my nak3d body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to f*ck your brains out, and s*ck your t!ts dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”