A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.
“Is everything okay pal?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight and she hasn’t talked to me for a month!”
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,
“Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know,..a little peace and quiet?”
“Yea. But today is the last day!”